I drank the Seven Seas*

...and some Club 99*

...and vodka

...and beer.

Oh yes, there was quite a bit of sorrow to drown. I did it with great dedication. But that's between me, the bottle(s) and the hills.

*these are Malaysian liquors well known for their... ahem, affordability, efficacy, and ability to induce a blindingly painful hangover. There's a reason why they're sold at Chinese medical halls throughout the country: cheap cure for misery, but apply with caution.