Durnken post

Even though 'Tattoo After Care' clearly states that one should 'stay away from sun, salt water, chlorine, saunas and spas for TWO weeks'... what are the odds that one attends an art openign within those forbidden two weeks in which there is an ARTIfiCIAL SAUNA as an installation??? Tell me! What are the odds? Could Betta resist taking part in said installation? Even though the fresh tattoo was itching and burning on her back, could she have denied the artist the pleasure of her presence in his constructed space? Especially as he was naked and wearing a prodigious prosthetic dong of immense proportions. Yes, she drank and drank. She sat in the sauna. She gave the artist a kiss. She hopes her tattoo survives the trauma. In any case she made it back home and is bloggin this ... to you. Hic. Gnight.

mthfuckers

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