Fascinated by

...the smack badger.

It appears as Frankie Wilde's nemesis in It's All Gone Pete Tong. This isn't a great image. It actually wears a dirty pink apron and carries a tacky plastic glitter wand. It also clicks and squeals. Creepy as shit. Ranks right up there with all my other favorite doppelgangers - Cluracan's Wild Hart in The Sandman, Ged's Shadow in Wizard of Earthsea (the book, NOT the film, nor the animation), and Leggat in Conrad's The Secret Sharer.

*Smack badger says: get your cute but procrastinatin' ass back to work, sweetcheeks*