Soooo... what kind of art do you do?

Is a question that poses a real conundrum.

I feel as though I'm never more boring as when I try to answer it. I blather on... verbal subterfuges 'uh, conceptual artist... all kinds of media... no no, not a traditional sculptor IN THAT SENSE but...'; mumbled jargon followed by a quick change of subject. Hardly doing myself any favours in the process.

But trust one of my banker best-friends to come up with the perfect solution:

T.W.: Betta, what you do is you make beautiful things out of rubbish.

She nailed it! That's what I'm using from now on!